a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
"YOUR DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH COULDN’T KILL A FRUIT FLY"
"YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THAT POTION IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY"
I love video games. I love video games a lot.
I am terrible at video games.
Whoop i forgot i’m not supposed to be on here yet cause doctor who spoilers…
I apologise for my absence and will return to tumblr soon after i’ve seen the christmas special.
"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
what have you done
do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things
and thats how boys work thats what we feel
imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be